short fiction
the five obstructions
ILL-WILL
I keep the engine running to stay warm, my company BMW the last in a row of vehicles idling in the valet lane outside the five-star hotel where our office Christmas party is taking place.
It’s snowing hard, and I shiver despite the warm air blasting from the heater. My phone rings, Abramovich texting me again—WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU??—But I don’t answer because I texted earlier I was sick. I’m supposed to join him on the podium—his speechwriter, sidekick, and right-hand man—to introduce him, my remarks to be perfunctory so he might better shine. By now, I should be a senior partner, not my boss’s lackey. So fuck him.
SENSUAL DESIRE
A valet arrives, and I get out and enter the hotel lobby. I avoid the main ballroom where the dinner’s taking place and look for a pub where I might drink and contemplate my next move. The large hotel has several such pubs, and I know of one that’s especially secluded and private.
The style is Art Deco: stained glass portals, checkered black-and-white floor, mirror-paneled ceiling. The only customer there. I order a Scotch, then stare morosely at my drink, my third or fourth of the evening. I’m trying to pace myself.








